Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 27, 1991
October 26, 1991
October 28, 1991
Transcript:
dear diary: if stupid was water...my brother would be the pacific ocean. Luann: what're you doing, Brad? Brad: oh, just settin' up a trick for the little trick or treaters. Luann: Looks mean. What's it do? Brad: Well, the string's attached to the door so that when I open it, the payload swings out and smacks the little buggers in the face! Luann: Payload? Brad: Yeah. A witch decoration with a water balloon inside. I'm gonna try a ketchup balloon next. Brad: okay-test run! Brad: ooowee!! Lookit that! Pinpoint trajectory! Brad: Man, that balloon woulda splattered all over some unsuspecting little twer- Luann: Oooweee! You gonna try the ketchup balloon now?
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Yep. It woulda splattered all over some unexpecting little twerp, and then you would of had to deal with the twerp’s parents.