Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 16, 2000

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Miss Phelps and Mr. Fogarty are eating a meal together. She asks, "Mr. Fogarty, why have you never married?" Mr. Fogarty replies, "I suppose I just haven't met Miss Right. And you?" Miss Phelps wipes her mouth and says, "The same. Waiting for Mr. Right." He asks, "Do you have an ideal in mind?" Miss Phelps says, "Well ... yes. Do you?" He replies, "Yes...". Miss Phelps points to his hand and says, "Oh, look! We're both right-handed!" Mr. Fogarty asks, "What are the odds?"