Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 28, 2013
Transcript:
Knute: "There's a list of prom date stuff I can teach you" Gunther: "Open doors, I know that. 'Helping with coat' I know that, too." Gunther: "Holding chair' I can do that. 'Table etiquette." I'm good there. 'Dance moves' Maybe that one" Knute: "What about 'goodnight kiss?" Gunther: "I can't begin to tell you how relieved I am that I don't need that one"
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“He don’t know me very well… do he?”
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“Oh… I thought you were going to say: ‘Goodnight Moon’”…
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I’m sure Gunther dances at least as well as Knute. Knute, go work on your own date, Gunther is fine.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
Don’t worry Gunther. I’m sure Rosa is a much better dance instructor than Knute! LOL
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Brought to you by…Knute Deodorant and After Shave…. (cough…cough!)ughh…
JayBluE over 11 years ago
You know something? I just realized… this reminds me of “Goofus and Gallant”…. --And Knute is trying too much, using his head, while Gunther tries just right, using his heart….
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Knute and Gunther sittin’ in a tree…
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
I’ve been wanting to buy one of his variable T-shirts for a long time now. Coming soon to a techno emporium near you …
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Yeah, well, Knute, Gunther really doesn’t need your advice; he’s got Rosa, and she’ll see to any deficiencies he may have….
Ottodesu over 11 years ago
We all get that Gunther is saying that he doesn’t want to kiss Knute, right?Just askin’ …
drewpamon over 11 years ago
It always annoys me when dysfunctional people think they need to teach others how to live
imbaldeagle over 11 years ago
Is that because Gunther already tried that and it works, or is it because he’s not ready to try it?
PMark over 11 years ago
Interesting thing about the above strip (1/1/2013). Crystal is usually shown as Tiffany’s friend and cohort, yet here she is hanging out with Luann and her friends.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Welcome to the VAST Luanniverse!
Where the Stupidest Characters in the Strip INSIST on Giving “Advice”.
LittleContessa over 11 years ago
Knute could ask Crystal and they could wear each other’s clothes again like at Comic Con.
jimshari over 11 years ago
Knute’s legs in the first panel look like he shaved them yesterday and the hair is just coming back, or puberty is just setting in?
JayBluE over 11 years ago
“where the patterns lines up regardless of your collar or arm position!”
Yeah, flat and lined perfectly straight, just like a picnic table… Maybe that’s why those “ant-crumbs” were there last week…waiting for the “big score”!
watmiwori over 11 years ago
.back after extended absence! 1..glad to see Gunth/Rosa andToni/Brad have finally gotten organised. Wonder who’s payingluann’s gsm bill. I made one intl. call on mine – $20 for 5 min,over 7 time zones, shudder to think what 19 time zones would be!
common sanse over 11 years ago
what was the name of the show Tiffany was in “Eyes of eve” or something like that?
curmudgeon68 over 11 years ago
Keep your filth to yourself.
RoninBob over 11 years ago
Hmmm is there a pregnancy coming this summer?
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Oh yeah. I suppose that means any hope I might have had for a return of Zane story is a big No.I suppose it’s also impossible to hang with Knute and Tiffany at the same time.
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
Knute and Tiff used to hang out in the school newspaper room. Even worked together on it on rare occasions, and they seemed to get along fine. Always thought that was interesting.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
It’s possible that the people who would have to draw it find it as awkward to imagine as the rest of us do.
PMark over 11 years ago
Well, it took Toni and Brad a little over eleven years to finally cement their relationship. We’ve only known Quill for four years next week. So I wouldn’t write off Quill any time soon.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
I will ride the Luann/Quill ship as long as it sails. Then I will hope for a new character for her to get involved with. Aaron would not be welcomed back in any permanent sense, Miguel should not be returning at all. Elwood = barf. I would not mind seeing her with Ben, but would prefer Quill or someone new.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Luann will not be leaving Pitts for a whole year. Maybe for a visit.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Agreed, he should attend the local university. He’s a year older, so that would bring him back for her senior year.
TORAD_07 over 11 years ago
" If she sets her eyes on Gunther," … she won’t. Ship has sailed.
I concur. I would prefer Gunther with Rosa. Her choice of Ivy League / Europe is still pending, but in either case, I hope Gunther finds the means to be with her… either via scholarship (to the Ivy League), or an exchange program in Europe.
I’m hoping they find a new character for Lu. I agree the “long distance relationship” would be difficult. And Quill, as nice a guy as he seems, just feels more like Aaron 2.0 in the Luanniverse, than not.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
If anything, Harrison Ford already called dibs on “The Crystal Skull” as Indy Jones….
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Not really. He could just be a chapter of Luann’s life with some interesting ideas to explore, much like Miguel was.
Gerry Lee over 11 years ago
Crystal is lucky to have Tiff as a ‘friend’. Goth girl is no prize either. Bernice and Delta rag about Luann, yet no one believes they aren’t close friends. The fact that Crystal is always criticizing Tiffany simply defines their friendship, it does not mean Crystal is somehow superior. Even Luann’s friends think Crystal is creepy ’she’d rather go to a graveyard’. If anything, Tiffany is not as shallow as people like to paint her. The way people talk about Tiff, she wouldn’t socialize with an outcast like Crystal and risk her reputation as one of the ‘in crowd’, yet, there they are together. Tiff has a lot of flaws, but the need to paint her completely black is one I just don’t understand.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Oh, NO! My man is the supreme nice guy. And yes, he totally knows how to make a woman happy.
gkid over 11 years ago
I like Gunth. He is intelligent, kind, and honest. And a gentleman. Remember the strip years ago where hesaved/helped Luann when she fell into the ravine?Gunth carried her out of the ravine on his back, climbing out of the gulch,.all the way. What a climb. And what aguy.