Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for January 19, 2025

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Neil: You know, you remind me of a hamster I once had. I carry a picture of him in my wallet. His name was One-eyed Pete. One-eyed Pete and I were inseperable. I took him to school with me, we went to the movies together... he was the perfect friend! But one day on my uncle's balcony, we discovered that One-eyed pete had a tragic flaw. Customer: Hey, what's the holdup! Customer 2: Look... could you just take my order? Neil: Apparently, One-eyed Pete had no depth perception.