Maintaining by Nate Creekmore for October 21, 2012

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Girl: Oh... you're very nice and I would like to go out with you, but I have a boyfriend. I'm sorry... I thought you knew. Marcus: You thought I knew? How would I know? Where's your sign? Girl: This old thing? I didn't feel like wearing it today. It's so uncomfortable. Marcus: I'm calling the authorities. Girl: What?! No! Wait!! Marcus: Hello? Officer? Yeah, I have one right here... Girl: Wait! Look! I'm putting it on! See!! I'm sorry, officer! It was an honest mistake!! Seriously!! Officer: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge. Marcus: That's how it'd be if I was in charge. Anton: Or you could do some research next time.