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Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for February 28, 2016
Transcript:
Psychic Readings. Dottie: I wonder if they do dogs. Can you do dogs? Madame Zonga: Ah, yes- no problem, I see many shoes chewed up. A broken vase... holes in the garden. Muddy pawprints. A long trip. There's more. Dottie: No thanks. Dog Gone Funny: West Deptford, NJ Dan and Linda Gates have 2 great Danes, Scooby and Stella. At 9:30 P.M. Linda yells "toot, toot" it's time for the 'Dane Train" they line up at the back door just like a train for their last outdoor bathroom break of the night.
marie28443 about 9 years ago
Poor Marm – he wouldn’t do all that!
cubswin2016 almost 9 years ago
That isn’t a psychic reading. That’s common knowledge.
toahero almost 9 years ago
If psychics were real, then why bother with telling fortunes for a living?
They could just buy into the stock market and make it big-time.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
A psychic told my Mum that I would grow up to be very clever.
Hasn’t happened yet but I suppose there’s still time with me being 21.
xxx
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
Well, you asked…
annette143NotMe almost 9 years ago
it’s Monday and I’m still laughing at this one :D