Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 31, 2016

He is only a murderer if he accepts your premise and he doesn’t so he isn’t.

Ever tried a tofu hotdog? Tasteless. The bun has more flavor.

So you are a vegitarian. You are what you eat, You must be a vegtable.

Vegetables have to die before they are eaten, too.

And I suppose this lady has never stepped on a bug, or swatted a fly, or ate a spider while she slept.

Is her bicycle a Herpes Simplex?

PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals! Meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder…!