Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for April 01, 2022

I’d kill you for revealing it’s existence, but the hitman union insists that we don’t do any pro bono work.

Expert – Used to be a Pert, but now is all washed up (which explains the raincoat).

I’ve got a great condo for you, located on choice Florida swamp land. Get in on the ground floor (while it’s still only partly submerged).

It will be fully submerged when the rest of it falls on you. Is that where Daily is?

Mike just blew his cover……

I get tens of views…

Hitman Community, Will Smith, Prez.