Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 25, 2022

My fave dictionary (Amer. Herit. 5th Ed.) shows three pronunciations for “pecan”. Take your pick.

I agree with Mike.

How about Pea-Can?

Next time give fruitcake… It’s the gift that keeps on gifting (sic).

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

A pee-can is what you keep next to the bed so you don’t have to walk on the cold floor in the middle of the night.

I appears to be pecan’t

Ha‼️☺️☺️☺️

MERRY CHRISTMAS‼️‼️

Walnut chocolate bourbon.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pecan

Funny toon , but I do not like Pecan pie, now my brother loves it. Mom like him best, she always like him best!

Worst I ever heard was someone asking the cashier at the nut store if they had “pickins.”

God that is hilarious, one of the best for the year.

I didn’t realize Mike lived in Texas.