Momma by Mell Lazarus for April 26, 2024

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    Out of the Past  7 months ago

    We’ll just skip to dropping dead.

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    Norris66  7 months ago

    Forget God Forbid Then!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago

    “Ajax mortuary! You stab ’em, we slab ’em!”

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    Smeagol  7 months ago

    When you die at 72, no matter what you die of, its natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck, its natural causes. Cause if you was younger, you’d got out of the way. – Chris Rock

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    dosbears Premium Member 7 months ago

    Walking out of the lawyer’s office after setting up our Living Trust, I was like, dayam, we really need to watch out for buses!

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    dbrucepm  7 months ago

    what about Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

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    anncorr339  7 months ago

    Momma he is a real downer

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    [Unnamed Reader - e476da]  7 months ago

    Hope they didn’t send half a calender.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    At that age, she does not need insurance and the premiums would be through the roof anyway

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