Monty by Jim Meddick for July 31, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, Mr. Pi! You're not supposed to be here!" "I had to contact you. You were right to worry about Monty.." "This wholesome environment is taking a toll on his neocortex.." "See: My scanner indicates that the part of his brain able to separate reality from fantasy...that enables him to perceive humanity as it really is...with carnal desires, bodily functions, etc...is rapidly diminishing!" "You..you mean?!" "Yes. His neocortex is shrinking to the size of Pat Robertson's!"