Monty by Jim Meddick for June 13, 2003

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?Here I am, in Westminister Abbey, at the tomb of my all-time hero, Sir Isaac Newton.? ?If only someday I could have a moment of genius like his?just one moment of?? ?Wack!? ?Sorry, mate?you ok down there?? ?I just got an idea for a fat-free, apple-flavored dessert topping.?