Monty by Jim Meddick for July 01, 2004

Transcript:

"Wow. Is this really Heidi Klum's autograph on this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar?..." "Yep. I got her to sign it at a convention in Vegas." "YARD SALE" "Why are you selling it?" "Well. Um..." "I told you, Harry, you don't have to sell it..." "Right. I also have the option of shredding it in the mulcher and eating it with mayonnaise."