Monty by Jim Meddick for September 14, 2004
Transcript:
"How's the chicken sandwich?" "Pretty good..." "Sure...Why not? I think all that stuff about mad chicken disease is a buncha hooey, anyway!" " 'Mad chicken disease'?" "Just one microbe and...bang...pustules on your neck and groin...eyeballs turn black..then your brain explodes." "I don't believe it for a minute!" "Enjoy your meal, buddy." "Who was that guy?" "He's chairman of the National Hamburger Meat Association."