Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2004

Transcript:

"You made a date with a woman you're not even attracted to?!" "It was weird. She sort of challenged my machismo if I didn't ask her out..." "And you're going through with it?" "Well, it's either that or stand up to her, tell her I have nothing to prove and cancel the date..." "So where are you taking her?" "I was thinking either Applebees or Pizzeria Uno..."