Monty by Jim Meddick for December 19, 2008
Transcript:
woman says, "Oh darling! I'm so glad you're home for Christmas! We have so much catching up to do!" Gretchen says, "Wait mom, before you start?I wrote down a list of your standard questions, alons with my answers. Maybe this way we can avoid our annual Christmas argument." woman says, "'1.) am I currently seeing someone? Y N. 2.) Have I kept up with Barry, the nice young man from high school debate club? Y N 3.)...'" woman says, "gretch, this is all well and good, but I still think we need to include an oral exam..." Gretchen says, "I'll only consider a multiple choice pop quiz..."