Monty by Jim Meddick for October 19, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "O doc?there you are?I was wondering where you went?" Doc says, "Tahiti, 1767?" Doc says, "An island paradise- and at that time?untoiched by Western prudery?a utopian world where the human form and pleasures of the flesh were not yet considered taboo..." Monty says, "What?...And you didn't take me with you?!!!" Doc says, "Well, it's not as if I haven't taken you on many stimulating time experditions before..." Monty says, "Oh sure. The Mongol invasion of Caucasus, 1236...the invention of linoleum, 1860..." Doc says, "I fail to see your point..."