Monty by Jim Meddick for September 24, 2011
September 23, 2011
September 25, 2011
Transcript:
Butler: And in here, we have our Sasquatch lab. Boy: Good Lord! You captured a bigfoot and kept it in this secret lab?! Butler: Yes... very hush-hush... we're conducting research into cloning an army of Yeti... thus far our attempts have yielded little... however, in the process, we discovered that the secretion of the Yeti apocrine gland is an effective treatment for hair loss... Boy: You mean "Rogaine" is...? Butler: I can neither confirm nor deny that speculation.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Don’t look now, but it appears Bigfoot has decided not to stick around (instead he’s going to stick a researcher)! Sedgie, you know use of proprietary names is strictly forbidden!
billyruffian about 13 years ago
Who’s betting “monkey-zombies” are another one of their projects?
IQTech61 about 13 years ago
They will never get a big foot army going. Why? Because when ever you ask if they can be sent into comment, the answer will be “Not yeti.”
2011worldchamps about 13 years ago
wait a minute, isn’t the butler guy bald?
MelvinLott about 13 years ago
Good story arc, Jim
Varnes about 13 years ago
hali, never heard of no monkey zombies, but I love ’em already……go monkey zombies!
Varnes about 13 years ago
Wait, that’s not a yeti, it’s Robin Williams!
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
I think it’s sedgwick’s hirsuit half brother. the nose and lips are a dead giveaway. Probably his father had a steamy affair with an eastern european swimmer
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
OK, I’ve been thinking about this for a while without mentioning it, but maybe the pinnacle of the Trilateral pyramid is occupied by Fleshy. That would explain the emphasis on hair-replacement techniques. It would also be the final straw for Sedgwick; he would be forced to disavow ties with the Society entirely. Alternatively, if this IS all a dream/nightmare, that would be the trigger to wake up screaming.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
If not a dream …. Jarvis is a member? Which means when Sedgewick is initiated into the ‘club’, he and Jarvis will be on equal footing. At the club, no longer manservant and employer. More mentor with child.
vampyre613 about 13 years ago
I support haligonian’s ‘zombie-monkey’ project plot suggestion! They could also bring in that zombie guy who is in the strip when I don’t read it (unless he is doing home repairs for Master Sedgwick).