Monty by Jim Meddick for October 13, 2011

well that may be better than a bite.

He’s in front of a jewelry store… looking to pull a “hand job” perhaps?

Now we know how it can move around on its own… I’m betting that the wrist is made up of dozens of tiny legs, like with that chair from that horrible Will Smith movie.

I think the hand is just window shopping.

Not much he’d find interesting but maybe rings and gloves, and he’s traveling too light to carry more gloves.

Meanwhile, can’t EB get another hand at a ….(cough) second hand store?

I dunno… he doesn’t seem one to take the “right” path, I think the situation could quickly get out of hand… I don’t think it’s long before he’ll get fingered and they’ll have to call the cops to handle him… after all, we all know from the song that “it’s hard out here for a limb.” Or maybe he’s just trying to get a grip on himself… he can’t handle the DIGITal age, instead of getting all up in arms he’s trying to get beyond its reach.

Such language, Monty! And in front of a young, damaged, impressionable cybot! Next chance, let EB take the lead!

Aw, frumdebang — thanks, that’s sweet…. but I could never match Meddick!

Puns are one thing, crazy plotlines, another.

Maybe my head does work in somewhat strange ways, but I’d love to look inside his with a flashlight.

and 4shadow — great work!

It’s fun to fill in the curse words.

I thought hand would be “walking” on his fingers.

I have to admit, he is handsome…….

Alright, was Lefty looking for Rings or Thing?

I see Lefty dumped his date from the previous night…. or is she (Mittens) folded neatly into the hobo sac… awaiting disposal…. (gulp)

I think the mitten was his “sleeping bag.” @Susansunshine You’re too sweet. No seriously, it sickens me. :-) I’m totally kidding actually, your perpetual positiveness is practically a prescription for persistent psychological prosperity.

Gotta HAND it to Monty for trying though.