Monty by Jim Meddick for June 23, 2012
Transcript:
Doc... Know anything about hypnotism? Monty overheard a seminar at the community center... And now he thinks he's a chicken... Where is he now? He's out in the yard, eating small insects... I don't know where he could be... When I last saw him, he was packing around this bush... I believe he cleared all the aphids off the rhododendron! Oh. The areas, Doc. He's in the garden, sitting on a cantaloupe.
Steve Bartholomew about 12 years ago
Maybe it will hatch.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hey, don’t bring him back… you can use the eggs.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
YES YES YES…. it’s an ooooold joke…. sheesh, like everything YOU say is original.
el8 about 12 years ago
don’t let him cross the road!
Timberwolves88 about 12 years ago
Before he meets Fleshy?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Oh, you gullible readers!That cantaloupe will never hatch!(Or will it?!)
Varnes about 12 years ago
susan, eggzactly….
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
This is really conjuring up ugly images. lol
iced tea about 12 years ago
Monty’s a male, so he’s a rooster. He’ll just be strutting around all the hens.
;)