Monty by Jim Meddick for July 03, 2013
July 02, 2013
July 04, 2013
Transcript:
Seriously. I want to paint your portrait. No, thanks. Maybe this scam work for Picasso, but I'm not getting naked. Said anything about nudity? All I want you to do is recline on the couch and hold a piece of fruit... A kiwi that's it? Oh, and also where this... A flesh colored unitard? Technically, it's rose-mustard-light!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
I like where she parked the kiwi on his head. At first I thought it was a lump.
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
Actually it’s a onesy but I guess on you it might tend towards being a unitard
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
You wear them well, Monty! (The unitard and kiwi on your head, that is!) Too bad you seem to have lost your spectacles; painting good portraits may be harder without them. —And without your model….
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
my muse has go bye bye!
1Username over 11 years ago
Very aMusing!
_vecihi_ over 11 years ago
He looks like a cleaning lady in the last frame. Now that’s a turn on.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Flesh color takes many shades. When I accidentally left a flesh colored silk charmeuse nighty on the inside hook of the bathroom door last year, the hotel guy in lost and found said he’d have found it right away if I told them it was pink.
At least they had it and now I’ve got it back (good to wear while cooking breakfast).
johnwalk over 11 years ago
Nice try Monty! Go for it!