Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2013
December 20, 2013
December 22, 2013
Transcript:
The spirits of all three shall strive within me. Oh, Jacob Marley! Heaven and the Christmas time be praised for this!... He was so fluttered and glowing with his good intentions that... Ok, Jarvis! Enough! But us in here... Up to this point, a diverting tale of spirits and phantasms. But this final chapter, in which Scrooge goes all namby-pamby well, I'm afraid it strays too far into the realm of pure poppycock for my taste.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
Probably, and totally lost on our young Master Nottingham.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Jarvis is presumably of English extraction, and doesn’t really relish Young Master dissing Dickins. Perhaps Jarvis should introduce Sedgie to the lovable 1500-year-old green witch (of the Enchanted Forest rather than Greenwich), Broom-Hilda, who today expresses similar non-canonical views about “how to end A Christmas Carol for today’s reader.”
tattooedcyberidiot over 10 years ago
It’s cultivated indifference
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
besmerched Dickens, how cruel.
rgcviper over 10 years ago
I still just love these guys.
braindead Premium Member over 10 years ago
And little Willard the ChickenHawk falls asleep with visions of draft deferments and tax loopholes dancing in his dreams.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Perhaps Sedgie will be getting visits tonight.
boldyuma over 10 years ago
I haven’t decided whether Jarvis has a abnormally weak chin ,or, a extraordinarily large adams apple..