Monty by Jim Meddick for February 09, 2014
Transcript:
Moondog, is there anyone lookin' for you?... Some hoodlum you owe money to... Or maybe th' jealous boyfriend of some floozy you met in a bar?... What're you talking about?... Well, there's a black town car with tinted windows that's been tailin' us ever since we left the lot... But don't worry... I can shake it... What the? Eeeeeeeeekk Eeeeeeeeekk Aahh! Bam! Slow Tap Tap One of you boys dropped this scarf back at the mini mart...
vecihi almost 11 years ago
Is that a traffic sign, or a wit-o-meter? Since they have no seatbelts, I’d guess the second.
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 11 years ago
They didn’t even make it out of the parking lot.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Superfly, Monty! You should have been a cinema stunt driver back in the ‘70s, when car chases in big, soft, squishy, barely maneuverable gunboats were the very core of film theory!Oh—and next time, don’t forget your scarf.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Shiny black town car with tinted windows….Last thing you’d do around here is try to shake it!It’s usually an unmarked police car.
Funny, too… cos if it’s NOT a cop, it’s a cab…. .a two-year-old Lincoln town car bought at the police auction.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
she’s got the hots for Moondog!
Raygun almost 11 years ago
This script wanders sometimes but I have to say that Monty, Pooch Cafe, and Skin Horse are all my favorites. Monty get the award for most laughs though. Sitting on the edge of my seat to see what happens with the current Monty story arc!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Sisyphose, yes, the golden age of car chases…..A true and original American art form…
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Sorry for the misspelling of your name….
AnonymousUser almost 11 years ago
That’s one badass grandma.