Monty by Jim Meddick for March 22, 2016

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Let's not jump to conclusions... Maybe you were scratched by a werewolf... Maybe you weren't... Are you feeling weird? Any heightened senses? Strange urges? My sense of smell is stronger. How so? I can smell your Reeboks. That doesn't count. You're always complaining about my foot odor... Your Reeboks in the locker at Planet Fitness on Smith & Main. And I just replaced my Dr. Scholl's ultra absorbent odor eater insoles!