Ok. So it's not a zodiac inflatable boat that maybe there's a way to rig a sale or something...
Don’t look a gift duck in the blowhole.
C’mon, just make a raft out of the wood from the box.
That always works in comic strips.
A great auk?
They would have been better off with a rocket, explosives, or a catapult from another branch of the company.
Save the box.
Get in box. Call for return authorization. Wait for UPS pickup.
It’s an Acme. You know it’s gonna work right, first time, every time.
They sure do shipwreck a lot.
So, this disaster-upon-disaster drives them quackers?What is the range of a large Rubber Duckie?
socalvillaguy Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t look a gift duck in the blowhole.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
C’mon, just make a raft out of the wood from the box.
That always works in comic strips.
nitromicro over 8 years ago
A great auk?
Scott Semple over 8 years ago
They would have been better off with a rocket, explosives, or a catapult from another branch of the company.
Kip W over 8 years ago
Save the box.
stamps over 8 years ago
Get in box. Call for return authorization. Wait for UPS pickup.
Carl R over 8 years ago
It’s an Acme. You know it’s gonna work right, first time, every time.
SwimsWithSharks over 8 years ago
They sure do shipwreck a lot.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
So, this disaster-upon-disaster drives them quackers?What is the range of a large Rubber Duckie?