Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2019

Monty, you just went from “meh” to “Ewww…”

Taking the anti-v day thing one step to far.

Perhaps it would be best to not examine Monty’s personal hygiene too closely.

Aha! She has boundaries!

“Better yet!”, Monty replies, “Let’s Skype out romantic dinner to other people.”

Whatever happened to Gretch? Never see her anymore.

And when you Skype, don’t forget the tape.

Just remember, if you don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day it’s not a big deal. It’s just like any other day of the year where nobody loves you.

Valentines Day is just a retail marketing scheme for Jewelry stores to make women look like gold digging bimbos who canʻt possibly LOVE someone without receiving diamonds first and then evermore.

Too much effort, Monty.

Deliciously unromantic! Perfect!