Monty by Jim Meddick for January 03, 2021

Seems like an appropriate resolution. Monty is a sap.

Hey wait a minute, that’s the same thing I got.

Hope Monty didn’t supply stuff like licence details, bank account & password information. Otherwise he might have got more than he expected.

Like Ralphie said about his decoder gadget, a lousy commercial!

A fine upstanding organization, that CASP!

Sounds like an easy resolution to me! :D

That’s sweet.

Mine was a bit more specific: “To consume more Grade A Light Amber maple syrup.

Eh…..

Sponsored by the Canadian Association of Syrup Processors…..with all sap consumer input sold to as many associations as possible. And I do mean saps.

My algorithm was littered with popups for Vodka and lacey underwear from Victoria’s secret. Unfortunately the undergarments weren’t my size.

You know what Monty? STAY AWAY from any website that says “but before we do Our Thing, we need some information from you, including…your password, your Social Security number, your mother’s maiden name,…”

You will be receiving maple syrup-related emails and seeing on-screen maple syrup ads for the next ten years, plus, your bank account will be emptied without your knowing it….

Canadian mind you. Not Vermont.

Maple sugar, etc. is composed of mostly sucrose sugar.