Monty by Jim Meddick for June 15, 2021

Dug.

Like old Monty I try to keep my brain active but fall asleep in th………..zzzzzzzzzzz

For the last ten years or so, words have been falling out of my personal dictionary at a ridiculous rate. I have to talk with someone who knows me, so that they can fill in the blanks.

Try a 960 chess one minute game. It’ll shake loose brain cells you never knew you had.

Hey, did you know that “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?

i tried rubbing a whetstone on my head, but my brain’s still dull…

I’m stumped. I sure hope they publish the answer tomorrow!

D’uh! —Oh, wait. That has no “G”; are you sure about the G, Old Man?

Monty is normally pathetic; here, he is abnormally even more pathetic!