Monty by Jim Meddick for April 02, 2022

Smashing sense of humor.

Well, you didn’t expect him to PAY for a new pen, did you? Silly guy. How do you think his family stays rich?

I see what they did here. The pen elicited Cross Humor. Hey, hey, hey! No moaning in the gallery.

And it was probably half out of ink.

One of these days Jarvis is going to finally snap, mark my words.

Now he does a John Wick on the little snot!!

That’s what you call “Hammer Time”.

I looked it up, that pen is worth over $100 even when discounted, for a PEN that’s kind of a big deal. Sedgewick could replace it with the cash in his couch cushions but of course he’s a borderline sociopathic billionaire so he wouldn’t bother

“Har de har, sir…”

Rich kid humor – went right over our heads.

Most people used to receive an expensive pen as a gift from a friend. Its loss was the loss of a keepsake. There is not a lot of difference in writing performance.

Now pens last so long, don’t leak and are so cheap, anyone who still uses a pen has a variety. I must have at least twenty different kinds for drawing as well as writing special notes. (No, I don’t write my comments in pen.) :)

Ah, yes; I see now; capital, sir; very good! If I had understood it before, I should have laughed like anything!

Destruction of property of a non-rich person is Republican* ‘humor’.

Especially if they can achieve it on a massive scale.

A big fan of Parker Pens. Have several Duofolds and other high end models. I enjoys writing with a fountain pen if the mode calls for it. Not all of life is digital.

Hope this appearance of the little troll is short lived.

Umm, yeah, sure, Young Master. See me laugh: Ha. Ha.

Will there be anything else, sir, before I shortsheet your bed?