Monty by Jim Meddick for May 07, 2022

Whistling Dixie

Wormed his way out of that one.

HOURS later? So, no reason to get up early and go through all of that bull. Just bring your whistle and blow.

This must be the reason I’ve never seen a bear call.

“… And a worm goes ‘warble’.”

I didn’t think that worms make any kind of noise. Aren’t they more into vibrations?

I’d rather eat the worms.

The early bird gets the cereal.

Wanky worm-warbling whistle wrecks weary wait…

Good call!

Now if they made one of those to attract women….

Wow, Amazon has everything

At least your’s worked. I got taken by that guy that sold me a donut call whistle …

Pilsner, those aren’t raisins. :)

the worms turned his stomach…

Night of the Night Crawlers!

The Good: your outfitter sold you good goods, Pilsner.

The Bad: Similar; but you should have known you didn’t really want to eat a whole mess of worms.

Raisin Bran is much better than worms for breakfast, IMO….

I don’t think my parrot would tolerate the sight of living worms. He’s particularly squeamish.