Monty by Jim Meddick for August 18, 2023

Will we finally see you move into the big house?

No salary or retirement plan is worth putting up with that little ingrate.

The inner cavity? As opposed to what? The outer cavity?

If you kill the butler who will wait on you and amuse you brat?

I’m surprised that he can lift a metal pipe with one arm. Has Master Sedgwick been working out?

It’s the only way he could win….cheat!

With his level of exercise I’m surprised he could lift a pipe!

Well, somebody better help Jarvis or he’s going to drown.

I’ll take lead pipe cinch for $200 Alex.

isn’t that cheating, not like I care or nothing.

What happened to the missing digits? 4 toes, 3 fingers?

What happened to Herberto?

Just when we thought we could tolerate the bratty a$$hole, he turns out really hateful and mean.

I actually like Sedgie… but this goes too far.

Classic mistake. 3/4 PVC would have been easier to wield. A elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

“Well, here’s something I never thought I’d say on a case, Detective.”

“What’s that, Detective Inspector?”

“The Butler did it…”

Hah! We did the same thing years ago when I placed a length of pipe in the wiffle-ball bat. Of course, it escalated into having the wiffle-ball wrapped in several pounds of black tape…

At this point the only reason for Jarvis to stay is being in the will.

Sir! the proper use of the snorkle is on the other end of the chest cavity.

Be real easy to just slide the little schmucko under and hold him there for a couple of minutes…

Guess one could say that he was using his noodle when he had the pipe inserted …

Courage, Jarvis! Don’t drown after that vicious blindside assault by Sedgwick Nuttingham III.

Sue the Rich Little Narcissist! File criminal charges (assault and battery)! Escape at last from your futile existence as an indentured servant!

Into what inner cavity can Jarvis insert that pool noodle?