Dear Barnabas Collins, you have a simple affliction called vampirism which is usually brought on by a curse. Have you met any beautiful servant girls who you dumped for a rich heiress? It’s possible the servant girl is very angry at being betrayed by you. Maybe she’s really a witch. At any rate concerning your blood lust problem, you will meet a lady doctor who will try to cure you. Be patient and let her do her experiment at her own rate. If this doesn’t work maybe she can get blood from you from the local blood bank. Then you won’t have to bite human necks anymore.
zippykatz over 7 years ago
Oh, look—-cursive! Sorry you can’t read this, kids.
alondra over 7 years ago
Dear Barnabas Collins, you have a simple affliction called vampirism which is usually brought on by a curse. Have you met any beautiful servant girls who you dumped for a rich heiress? It’s possible the servant girl is very angry at being betrayed by you. Maybe she’s really a witch. At any rate concerning your blood lust problem, you will meet a lady doctor who will try to cure you. Be patient and let her do her experiment at her own rate. If this doesn’t work maybe she can get blood from you from the local blood bank. Then you won’t have to bite human necks anymore.