Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for June 13, 2009

I plan to outlive them all. Age is only in your mind.

Parker Brothers, who licensed the name “ping pong” from the English firm Jacques, introduced a table tennis set in America in 1880.

I plan on living forever; so far it’a working.

You’ll have to kill me before I’m dead.

At some point and time, if you’re not dead, you’re old.