Reminds me of the old joke about the man who goes to the reducing salon and has to choose between the $50 and the $100 option. He chooses the cheaper one and is put in a gym by himself. Soon a door opens and a beautiful woman with nothing on enters about 40 feet away and declares, “If you catch me, I’m yours.” Properly impressed when he returns for a second visit, he figures he’ll try the more expensive choice. A similar scenario ensues except this time when the door opens a fat and very ugly woman enters and says, “If I catches you, you’re mine.”
In reality, you can’t outrun a bear. Your only chance is if you stumble and he goes over you. I herd of one man that was trying to outrun a bear, and saw a barb wire fence dead ahead. At the last minute, he goes down and under the fence as the bear leaps for him, leaving the bear to slide down the fence. Once, he was a ready teddy, but now he’s a ruined bruin!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Not nearly as good, I’d say.
Dean over 13 years ago
I had to enter the home website to see the bottom of this strip. All my other favs I was able to pan down and see all including comments.
Dkram over 13 years ago
When you’er running from some big dangerous beast don’t look back, it might be gaining on you.
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runar over 13 years ago
Jeff’s approach always worked for me.
Number Three over 13 years ago
LOL LOL!
Jeff never misses a chance!
xxxx
brklnbern over 13 years ago
Reminds me of the old joke about the man who goes to the reducing salon and has to choose between the $50 and the $100 option. He chooses the cheaper one and is put in a gym by himself. Soon a door opens and a beautiful woman with nothing on enters about 40 feet away and declares, “If you catch me, I’m yours.” Properly impressed when he returns for a second visit, he figures he’ll try the more expensive choice. A similar scenario ensues except this time when the door opens a fat and very ugly woman enters and says, “If I catches you, you’re mine.”
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Hey Mutt, you’ve got a bear behind!
tuslog64 over 13 years ago
In reality, you can’t outrun a bear. Your only chance is if you stumble and he goes over you. I herd of one man that was trying to outrun a bear, and saw a barb wire fence dead ahead. At the last minute, he goes down and under the fence as the bear leaps for him, leaving the bear to slide down the fence. Once, he was a ready teddy, but now he’s a ruined bruin!