Puts me in mind of the old joke I once heard Buddy Hackett tell. A very elderly couple come to court and the judge asks what they want. They say they want a divorce. Stunned the judge asks their ages and how long they have been married. The man replies that he is 100 and his wife is 98 and that they have been married for 80 years.
The judge then asks how long it has been a bad marriage and the man says 80 years. When the judge then asks why they have waited this long to seek a divorce, the man replies that they wanted to wait until the children died.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Actually, they were waiting until she could be absolutely sure that he was no longer liable to cheat on her.
brklnbern over 11 years ago
Puts me in mind of the old joke I once heard Buddy Hackett tell. A very elderly couple come to court and the judge asks what they want. They say they want a divorce. Stunned the judge asks their ages and how long they have been married. The man replies that he is 100 and his wife is 98 and that they have been married for 80 years.
The judge then asks how long it has been a bad marriage and the man says 80 years. When the judge then asks why they have waited this long to seek a divorce, the man replies that they wanted to wait until the children died.
Number Three over 11 years ago
It must have been all worth the wait in the end as they look so happy together in the first panel.xxx
braindead Premium Member over 11 years ago
I heard they had to get married.