MythTickle by Justin Thompson for November 03, 2009

Poor vampire.

Got a cure for that, me bucko. Drop by my place in my own fictional Realm and your undeadness (and all that goes with it) will be fixed right up. :)

Yup. No reflection, no narcissism. That’s Undeath for you. Just humorous verse….

I am a vampire and I vant to vite your verses…:))

EDIT: Becca (below), that’s both ingenious and funny! :))

Have a death-mask made (I know; boo, hiss) and then a positive from that. Problem solved!

Wear a toupee. You need one, and at least you’d be able to comb your hair.

Pab has taken a turn for the verse but he will be OK once he gets his verse into gear.

It looks like we’re in for a fun week!

Face it, giving a vampire a mirror doesn’t really reflect much!

Identical twin vampires. That’s the secret. Just like looking into a mirror.

{le groan} Was “Face Palm” a thing seven years ago?