Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago
If a woodchuck could chuck…rocks?
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
Snerk
57-Don about 8 years ago
Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.
Stephen Gilberg about 8 years ago
Does he have wings or a built-in cape? Either way, perhaps he should be flying so he doesn’t trip.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Dang! Hot sneeze!