Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for January 16, 2020

Sluggo is wit.

Sluggo’s no dummy, he’s not taking ANY chances!

Now DATS a great idea

There’s a suction cup on the end of the shaft, and you’re nervous? Either you’re being a wuss, or Nancy is a really bad shot.

“Now, let’s try this with a potato so we can shoot its eyes out!”

The good old days when it was easy to get a toy that would shoot plastic bullets, rubber bullets, potato chunks or BBs. And while it was illegal in my state to buy firecrackers, we could always get some 22 shells, put them on a lighter fluid soaked tree stump and set it alight. Made just as much noise when they went off. I guess. We didn’t have firecrackers remember.

Uncle Bill, please explain to these kids….

In case anyone doesn’t know the story of Bill and Valerie: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S.Burroughs#Vollmer’sdeath

…you’ll shoot somebody’s eye out!

what’s that music I hear?

Sluggo looks at Nancy as William the Conqueror.

Smart boy.

Smart move, Sluggo.