Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for May 25, 2020
May 23, 2020
May 26, 2020
Transcript:
Sluggo: Jerry, Alan, Tony, Sam, Leo, Lou, Tom, Ed, Pat, Sid---I need one more.
Boy: CRASH
Sluggo: Are ya HOIT?
Boy: No---I'm okay. How about joining my football team?
“I have been knocked out a hundred an forty times in my career, but I still like to get hit ’cause when I do I see planets, and stars… and old Popeye cartoons.” (Jeff Altman character Leonard Moon)
allen@home over 4 years ago
Perfect linebacker.
atomicdog over 4 years ago
Let’s see what he should have gotten: concussion, fractured skull, broken ribs, fractured pelvis, and let’s see…yep, ruptured testicles.
But no one ever gets seriously hurt in one of Ernie’s car crashes.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I’d have to have a CONCUSSION to do that! Sign me up!”
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Way to scout for talent, Sluggo!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Glad the kids not hoit! Dats weird….
VICTOR PROULX over 4 years ago
I think Sluggo was looking for Hoyt Madison, a back on the 1931 Portsmouth Spartans
Mr. JRB over 4 years ago
Or Hoyt Axton, country singer
jrankin1959 over 4 years ago
“I have been knocked out a hundred an forty times in my career, but I still like to get hit ’cause when I do I see planets, and stars… and old Popeye cartoons.” (Jeff Altman character Leonard Moon)
Another Take over 4 years ago
Sluggo is practicing for a career as an ambulance chasing lawyer. “We’ll sue that tree for every leaf its got!!! Sign here.”
mpearl over 4 years ago
if he counts himself, which he didn’t, there’s 11.
Awesome_Guy over 4 years ago
This took a moment
brklnbern over 4 years ago
Good prospect and Sluggo counts well.
billyk75 over 4 years ago
A great cherce.