Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 25, 2022
March 24, 2022
March 28, 2022
Transcript:
Nancy: Oh, Sluggo---Will you please mail that letter? It's for Buster Binks, the boy movie star. It's a FAN letter.
Sluggo: FAN letter- eh?
Noise: CLICK
Sluggo’s interference with the US Mail is a federal crime! Our boy is headed for 10 years in Leavenworth …or 11 years in Twelveworth…or 5 & 10 at Woolworth!
LOL! Next time try the old replace the original letter with another letter trick, Sluggo. And write “Buster Binks. You is an ugly maroon. Your movies is the worst. Gimme my money back ya clown! — Not Your Fan, Nancy”. Har har!
See, kids? That’s called a letter. It made of paper on which you write with pen and with your own hand and then you supposed to put it in a boxes called post box. Then postman take it and send it forward to address through transport vehicles. Then it take days reaching the receiver of letter and unless receiver replies with another letter, you never knows whether he gots it or even reads it. This is how text communication was done in the last century, kids. Hey you there with the funny cap. Now put down them smartyphones and pay attention to the history class!
Hey, gang! This came up in my Twitter feed today. Since there’s no strip today, have a six-day week of CLASSIC classic Nancy from an earlier stratum than this one goes to. Presuming it works, this is from Tom Heintjes of the zine “Hogan’s Alley”:
jagedlo over 2 years ago
That’s one way of sending fan mail!
catmom1360 over 2 years ago
Sluggo, Buster is just a flash in the pan.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Sluggo ogles pretty girls, yet is jealous of Nancy’s movie-star crush.
Talk about “chutzpah”!!
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
Buster Binks must be on the other side of the pond, since the letter was sent by “air” mail.
cubswin2016 over 2 years ago
I believe that Sluggo might be just a wee bit jealous.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
The key word was FAN….Sluggo knew he wasn’t going to mail dat letter …..
patricev70 over 2 years ago
How will she know he received the letter anyway…
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sluggo’s interference with the US Mail is a federal crime! Our boy is headed for 10 years in Leavenworth …or 11 years in Twelveworth…or 5 & 10 at Woolworth!
DaBull57 over 2 years ago
Sluggo is sending it air mail
Gent over 2 years ago
LOL! Next time try the old replace the original letter with another letter trick, Sluggo. And write “Buster Binks. You is an ugly maroon. Your movies is the worst. Gimme my money back ya clown! — Not Your Fan, Nancy”. Har har!
Gent over 2 years ago
“Did ya send the letter, Sluggo?”
“Oh yes, Nancy. Me sent it by AIR MAIL. Haw haw!”
Gent over 2 years ago
See, kids? That’s called a letter. It made of paper on which you write with pen and with your own hand and then you supposed to put it in a boxes called post box. Then postman take it and send it forward to address through transport vehicles. Then it take days reaching the receiver of letter and unless receiver replies with another letter, you never knows whether he gots it or even reads it. This is how text communication was done in the last century, kids. Hey you there with the funny cap. Now put down them smartyphones and pay attention to the history class!
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
Rub it in a little harder, Nancy. But keep it wholesome!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago
Why write a letter, Nancy? He’s in town! Go all fangirl stalker on him!
brklnbern over 2 years ago
OK Sluggo. I’m with you.
Kip Williams over 2 years ago
Hey, gang! This came up in my Twitter feed today. Since there’s no strip today, have a six-day week of CLASSIC classic Nancy from an earlier stratum than this one goes to. Presuming it works, this is from Tom Heintjes of the zine “Hogan’s Alley”:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOyMidCXwAoKcS1?format=jpg&name=900×900