Sadly, the euphemisms have become less subtle. You have the bear shaking his butt to the viewer and saying “Hel-LO clean bottom!” Then there’s the feminine product that protects you from your “Gush” moment. And let’s not forget the lady who moisturizes her skin. Not this skin, “THAT” skin, as she coyly glances down. And Charmin knows it’s not polite to talk about going to the bathroom, so they SING about it, on the radio. Yay gleaming boo-tay!
But how do they decide which of those two side by side tubs to do it in. I want the pill that apparently makes you a good dancer. And I might consider getting a lot of those conditions, because the commercial evidence suggests people with those diseases become beautiful.
tcayer almost 3 years ago
Sadly, the euphemisms have become less subtle. You have the bear shaking his butt to the viewer and saying “Hel-LO clean bottom!” Then there’s the feminine product that protects you from your “Gush” moment. And let’s not forget the lady who moisturizes her skin. Not this skin, “THAT” skin, as she coyly glances down. And Charmin knows it’s not polite to talk about going to the bathroom, so they SING about it, on the radio. Yay gleaming boo-tay!
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
But how do they decide which of those two side by side tubs to do it in. I want the pill that apparently makes you a good dancer. And I might consider getting a lot of those conditions, because the commercial evidence suggests people with those diseases become beautiful.