Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 1995
Transcript:
Survival guide for free thinkers in the nineties. 1. Tuck ponytail under skull cap. 2. Camouflage: white shirt, dark suit, wing tips. 3. Use cover of the national review to hide your New York Times. 4. Practice undercover demeanor. 5. Publicly voice only pre-approved opinions