Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 1996
Transcript:
woman: Welcome to the family Homer! I guess introductions are in order. I'm your mommy, and I'm here to care for you, and to nurture you and worry about you the rest of your life. This is your brother, Leo, and your sister Helen. They'll be your playmates and protect you from local bullies... man: Hey, I heard there's a new field hand in here!! Let me spend some quality time with my boy! woman: ...And that's your role model. man: Ok...That's enough. Let me know when he's ready to work in the fields.