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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2002
June 01, 2002
June 03, 2002
Transcript:
Joe: Here with a news update is our news director, Owen Ronns. Owen: Thanks, Joe. I'm afraid I have some sad news to report... In yet another devestating blow to Americans psyche, I can now confirm that the rumors are true...Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have split. Miss Spears have split. Miss Spears refuses to comment on possible new suitors... Joe: Uh...that's hardly what I'd call news, Owen. Secondly, who cares? Owen: A journalist doesn't report conjecture! Once it becomes verified fact, then it's news. And who cares? Americans do, pal! Real people who dare to dream the impossible dream!! *Sniff* Joe: She took out a restraining order on you, right? Owen: That's conjecture!!
