Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 22, 2009
March 21, 2009
March 23, 2009
Transcript:
Adam: How bad do you really think it is out in the wilderness? Rolf: Well, here's what I heard ... First of all, you have to work for a living. Adam: ... URP ... why? Rolf: 'cus of something out there called, "responsibility." Adam: I don't know what that means, but somehow I know I don't like it. Rolf: Wait, it gets worse ... whenever you want to do anything ... Adam: Munch ... munch ... yeah? Rolf: ... you have to get permission!! Adam: AAAIEEEEE!! Dude ... you're still the king of the scary campfire stories. Rolf: Oh, wait'll I tell you the on called, "The Economy" ... B.E. (Before Eve) The mythical time when eden was an all-guys paradise.
Garrulous over 15 years ago
Garden of eatin’ Pizza
That’s very funny
To do anything you want, you also have to pay for a license.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
B.E. Before Eve, Eden as an all-guy paradise. There’s also Lucifer’s all night Pizza, 24 hour delivery.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Yeah, it’s the asking permission part that bugs me too.
carmy over 15 years ago
They have a keg??
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
I love a good mythtery.
bmonk over 15 years ago
There’s an old saying: it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Varnes over 15 years ago
Of course the have a keg. It’s a Paradise! I never understood the idea of, say, streets in heaven, another paradise, paved with gold, though. It would be to dangerous to drive a cherry red ‘69 convertible Mustang on slippery gold road. If I can’t have that Mustang in heaven, I ain’t goin’!
Roundman over 15 years ago
THE ECONOMY!!!NNNNOOOO!..anything but that!