Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 31, 2009
Transcript:
Danae: So the apes here think Captain Eddie is a god, and they pray to him by burping? Lars: I'm afraid so. Jeffrey: I see... This upset the course of nature here, and we might make things worse. We better go... Danae: Or maybe what they need now is a goddess. Aw, c'mon..., Don't take us back home yet! I'd be a great goddess!! Jeffrey: Faster, Lars... Faster.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Is there a treatment for Danae’s megalomania?
green_engineer over 15 years ago
This strip actually made me laugh out loud today. Danae never ceases to amaze me. Faster Lars!
rayannina over 15 years ago
@pouncingtiger: Yes, there is – it’s called “reality.”
ejcapulet over 15 years ago
FLOOR IT, LARS! Her ego is already big enough!
madKanga over 15 years ago
Wiley Miller, you have done it again!! The perfect ending to the tale.
Mikey8 over 15 years ago
We all know someone like that.
carmy over 15 years ago
Warp speed, Lars!
Varnes over 15 years ago
Man, the look on Danae’s face in panel 3…Not exactly Athena or Aphrodite, but she does have an ego big enough to be a goddess. I like how Lars and Jeffery instinctively know that would not be a good thing…
yyyguy over 15 years ago
i second the motion! a perfect ending to the tale.
bmonk over 15 years ago
“When I married Mrs. Right, I didn’t realize her first name was Always…”
mredd3 over 15 years ago
or “Yes” as in Yes Dear!
wicky over 15 years ago
Treatment for Danae? about 600mg of Thorazine tid. And to iterate, Wiley, you are the best!
Steven Crofts over 15 years ago
I need a T-shirt the says “Danae is my Goddess” with nice picture of her with that evil smile:)
Wiley creator over 15 years ago
Oh, it’s not quite over yet….
GeeDee Premium Member over 15 years ago
Too bad they took off. Danae was born to play that role.
blazedancer over 15 years ago
@ Wiley
oh good, I’m enjoying this very much sits “patiently”, waiting for more
skipping over 15 years ago
Danae is my hero! This strip is always great but the best when Danae and crew are on!
TheRedHatt over 15 years ago
Oh No ! Is this the End ??
Lurah over 15 years ago
Make me, Make me a goddess…
Rakkav over 15 years ago
There was one time when reality really bit Danae…and that was when she encountered a Holocaust survivor. Danae’s ego got sucked right down into a black hole for a while.
That particular one-time strip is my favorite “Non Sequitur” that I’ve yet seen. Incredible.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
Brilliant.
Goddess is much better than Queen. So it ain’t over yet? I guess it can’t be over until Danae gets the last word.
I am soooo addicted to this.
hannabell over 15 years ago
Captain Eddy - Rush?
Danae - Sarah?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Got a feeling Mars 3.5 ain’t seen nothing yet.
Neither has planet earth for that matter.
Guilden_NL over 15 years ago
Shades of Hillary!
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Hasn’t worked so far rayanninna–Danae still uses only her own version. Maybe you mean “brute force” as temporary measure?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
All kneel before the Goddess …
DANAE!?!grinstoya over 15 years ago
Gotta love Danae… not even into puberty yet, but ready to be an object of worship… oh the sound of little boys hearts breaking in the future.
nancyjeant over 15 years ago
the adventures featuring Danae and the rest of the gang from Whatchamacallit, Maine are definitely my favorite!
aerwalt over 15 years ago
Good, Wiley, more to come.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
I am sure that Jeffery and Danae have a nice short trip and now they have to go back to their native Earth quickly!
Skeezeeks over 15 years ago
All Hail Danae!
yyyguy over 15 years ago
@Jazzlily: I’m betting on Wiley being able to top himself. He’s always managed it so far.
@EMET: It seems the goodness is in Lars and Jeffrey, since they are removing Danae from temptation.
A.
caddy.1957 over 15 years ago
We still have to wait and see what happens when Danae and Captain Eddie sit and have a chat….besides now that Danae knows about the wormhole and how to access it from Earth…the only way to stop her is to lock her up until she reaches say 65. Wiley, this strip has helped me to get back in touch with my insane side…sanity is over rated….Thank you very much
jamadison4 over 15 years ago
. O Tempora; O Mores !!!!!!!
This is supposed to be a “Family Values Comic Strip”.
Never, ever, introduce the topics of RELIGION or SEX to the gentle and formative minds of your readers !!!!!!!!
Wiley , this was a major Bad !!!!!!!
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Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Hey Wiley, keep taking it all on.
treered over 15 years ago
can’t hardly wait for tomorrow’s strip…. great work keep it up!!!!!
Varnes over 15 years ago
Steven281, I too need a T shirt that says “Danae is my Goddess”, especially with that look on her face! Oh, and keep ‘em comin’ Mr. Miller…
alife over 15 years ago
*WE* all have a little of everyone in us including Danae :D I’m Version 50.4 now :D Males like trying to be GOD, females Goddess. Animals Spirit guides? Everyones right AND wrong! HHGG.
kaystari Premium Member over 12 years ago
So, the strip the day before showed the apes not letting Lars anywhere near the two, now hes in his ship freely in the cave with no ape-resistance at all? CONTINUITY WILEY!!!!! Keep up with yourself, you set the limits and rules, stick to them!