Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 23, 2009

Aren’t most women like Hindsight-lady?

no, they just think that they are always right

….well let see. I check if it’s going to rain… but it alway says 40 to 60 percent everyday… and it never rains. My car keeps getting dirtier by the day… so I say… what the heck. I wash it… it rains. Some where a woman laughs.

…because she’s in the same quandry as everyone else, and laughing is more fun than crying.

NO, WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!

I grew up in Jackson, Miss. When I was a kid the weatherman either predicted rain or no rain. That made them try harder to try to be right. Anybody today can simply say it’s a 50-50 thance

Hey, guys, lay off the ladies. I’ve been around long enough to suspect they’re smarter than you. And a whole lot prettier…

I use accu-window weather.Look out the #%&&*! window

I like the bag that she keeps her retrospectoscope in.

Lewreader Les Nessman called it “Eye-Witness Weather”

…and it always rains when I’m going to mow my lawn– if I time it right.

The reason is Murphy’s Law! And the logical response is constructive application of Murphy’s law. Examples:

** If you want it to rain, then wash your car… or water your lawn.

** If you don’t want rain while you’re on the golf course, make sure everybody in your foursome is carrying an umbrella.

The ladies are not smarter they would like us to think that they are tho.

Rain is nature’s way of washing the car.

Les Nessman - delightful memories….. WGN still runs WKRP every now and then….. great.

ABC has Accu-weather here my brother calls

Like Life get use to it!

30% chance of rain - I always thought it meant 30% of the listening area would get some rain.

WRONG!

According to NOAA weather it is the percentage of days with identical atmospheric weather conditions (heat, humidity, barometric pressure, etc.) when it actually rained.

Suddenly 50% chance of rain doesn’t sound all that reassuring. (sigh)

My modus operandi is to wait until it is raining, THEN wash my car. That way I don’t have to rinse it. (Sure, I get a little wet, but hey, I don’t have to take a shower either.)

benbrilling, you’re benbrilliant !

i like superfluous boy!

I like the way mother nature has screwed with weather forecasters for centuries….with no chance of change.

What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…

carmy: As the saying goes, “Women are often wrong, but never uncertain”. LOL

(Thought I’d better add the LOL for safety, guys)

kreole…I too grew in Jackson…just not up. That ain’t happening.

There were only 2 stations then…3 &12. Woody Assaf would sayit was going to rain…it was gospel if he said it…and Bob Neblitt would predict sunshine on the opposite channel just to hedge.

Out of respect I will mention Wilda Farber who saw the rainbows and just said it would do both. She did not last…but she was still better than David H’man.

Simple solution: move to the desert.

When my city needs rain, I just leave my car windows cracked open; works every time!

lol

Actually 9ChickweedLane had Superplous guy already!

NoBrandName said, about 21 hours ago

“What gets me is that (20-20) hindsight lady needs glasses…”

Too true!

I used to date Ms. Right, until I learned her first name was Always…

Marguerite, Macushla, Burgundy: All together now: EYE-ROLL

dutchboy & al: YOU SEXIST BASTARDS!!