Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 21, 2010

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    WoodEye  almost 15 years ago

    A kind and generous deity.

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    parethed  almost 15 years ago

    I prefer a darker brew myself…thank you Lord…

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    That’s the ticket: Stout Hearted Men.

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    webduckie  almost 15 years ago

    I can beerly take it.

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    cutiepie29  almost 15 years ago

    Pbbbbbbtttttt! OK, I feel better now.

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    pbarnrob  almost 15 years ago

    Nothing like a good “liquid-bread” Bock to warm the cockles (and all the rest). Uuuuurp!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I prefer a pilsner.

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    The Duke 1  almost 15 years ago

    cleo, the VERY early years!!

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    poppy1313  almost 15 years ago

    Nothing quite like the head on a Guinness Irish Stout Draught… Had my first on vacation in Dublin

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    Brockie  almost 15 years ago

    Eve was no prime rib.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 15 years ago

    How many were made in the dust storms?

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    FlashfyreSP  almost 15 years ago

    I’m a Guiness man myself, but there’s a local brew here that is heartier than it…Dogfish Head Chicory Stout. Thicker, more bitter, and a better head. Sacrilege, I know…but it’s great stuff!

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    gjsjr41  almost 15 years ago

    Hey, I remember Rolf on the Jimmy Dean Show. Thanks for the reminder, Joe.

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    vexatron1984  almost 15 years ago

    @JFri - Nice picture of the Duke! He’d show these guys what drinking is really all about!

    That being said, I prefer a white wine and it only takes one glass to get me “happy”.

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    mjlew01  almost 15 years ago

    HEY JOE-ALLEN, SEEING YOUR ALL ABOUT THE MYTHOLOGY, WAS IT JONAH WHO DISCOVER SUSHI?

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    DGooseE  almost 15 years ago

    Beer, beer, beer, beer. Beer, beer, beer, beer. We LOVE beer.

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    vldazzle  almost 15 years ago

    I prefer gin, but I flavor my own by adding a mix of citrus zest and 6 juniper berries- let them soak in the bottle for a least a week for a really good flavor;-)

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 15 years ago

    Hah!! The Book of Guiness, very good.

    If Adam was made from the dust - who came out of dust devils? (Paraphrasing someone else’s question). I’d guess Lawyers (the larval stage) and Politicians (their ‘adult’ stage).

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 15 years ago

    Or dust bunnies????

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    Beer and pizza is why I believe in God.

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    reynard61  almost 15 years ago

    I haven’t cleaned my apartment in so long that my dust bunnies have grown into dust rhinos…

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    That’s right JFri, but I like to use the beer as a chaser for some Booker’s.

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    It just seems wrong to drink anything but beer with pizza…

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    I enjoy “Bear Whiz Beer”, ” it’s in the water, that’s why it’s yellow”

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    lewisbower  almost 15 years ago

    CHASM Are you saying lawyers came before Eve? Why were they needed? Come to think of it, why are they needed now? Oh yeah, the house and car.

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    BTW, I love the turtle being used as a foot stool…beautiful….

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    “And, on the eighth day, God created Alcoholics. And on the ninth day , God created Woman. And on the tenth day, God created AA. On the eleventh day, God created smoking for the AA meetings.” Hang on, after this, it gets a little complicated.

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    Trebor39  almost 15 years ago

    When I was young it was free love and dollar beer. Now dollar love and free beer makes more sense.

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    littledutchboy  almost 15 years ago

    Thank you Arthur Guinness. Poppy1313: Dublin is where I fell in love with Guinness. There is a hug in every mug.

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    DEGENERATE  almost 15 years ago

    Before Evey, life was boring.

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    michealdark  almost 15 years ago

    DEGENERATE said, about 4 hours ago

    Before Evey, life was boring.

    Well, I don’t know about that, but I know Wall-E was lonely!

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    Joseph Krois  almost 15 years ago

    “This Bud’s 4 U!” The question is why do we (men) even need the dog , the mastadon, the parrot and the turtle? Pizza, beer, TV and a congenial diety suit me fine. Tho’ Eve was definitely cute… Hmmm?

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    Ed in Toledo Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    People, people… Please do not feed the CCBSS cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts.

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    parethed  almost 15 years ago

    Hey jmoney, don’t knock parrots…they are great companions…I like dogs, too…the rest of ‘em…ehhh…

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    fritzoid Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Guinness Gives You Strength!

    But it’s best on tap, so Adam’s missing out. They’ve now developed the technology to but a gas charge in bottles of Guinness (they’d already been putting charges in the cans), so you can get the cascade like you’re supposed to, but draught can’t be beat.

    By the way, the Muppet’s name is Rowlf, not Rolf.

    By the way, nobody CARES whether Adam and Eve’s names were “really” Adam and Eve. They’re fictional characters, and Moses’s copyright lapsed a couple thousand years ago. They’re in the public domain.

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
    Root Beer!!!!!!!
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    MrDichotomies  almost 15 years ago

    Left Hand Milk Stout

    BTW, stout was invented by monks. During Lent they weren’t allowed to eat while the sun was up, so they wanted something hearty to drink for lunch. Which leads me to believe they also invented the siesta.

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