Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 26, 2010

The Cat whisperer won’t let me near the AC when the degrees hit 70. She’s camped there until winter.

Got news, D. kid. The world is WAY more colorless now than it used to be. They even used to have signs that told you where the colored people went to the bathroom.

Mickey Gilley said all the girls look prettier at closing time.

His cousin Jimmy Swaggart felt the same way.

Granny may have been colorless, but she was a hotty back in the Good Old Days! –Or so we are led to believe….

Menopause ain’t pause of men!

and just cause there is snow on the roof, doesn’t mean there isn’t fire in the furnace!

Wow, the metaphors are coming hot and heavy!

Danae’s theory must be right– even now, the color seems to be fading in and out.

re: yesterday’s comment about channeling Calvin’s father: yep, that was a classic!

I figured someone would say it – I just wanted to be first! I always loved that Calvin and Hobbes strip.

Too true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one is a keeper! good show!

Keep flagging these spammers! And Flo does look hot in that last panel.

As the owner of a failed antique store once said, “The only one interested in Gran’ma’s old stuff is Gran’pa.”

Hmm… I never realized that Flo was Danae’s grandmother…

ah yes………the good old days when I didn’t have such a silly internal thermostat!

and my grandson still thinks I’m a hottie!

LOL

Scarier than The Look, scarier than The Voice, it’s…The Change! My fellow men, fear it. Fear it like you’d fear the world’s supply of beer drying up, fast food joints switching to tofu, or…gods help us…the end of televised sports!

^Yes, my wife and I are suffering through it together even now. Only how many more years of this?

But I must admit, she’s still hot.

My wife and I finally survived it. It was a rough go though. I learned to keep my head low and stay out of my wife’s way a lot.

Aircraft-engineer, there are times when the volcano does erupt though. Those were the times I’d find some work outside that needed to be done. Got lights on the tractor so I could mow at night.

No joke today… I think I’ll just say… Time renders all… Without a courtesy call… To the sureness of Danae… That she’ll never hit that wall…