Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 01, 2010

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    You’re king of the hill now, Phil!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    The irony of life.

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    kreole  almost 14 years ago

    What’s with the cat on the counter facing the wall?

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    Sisyphos  almost 14 years ago

    Phil, bearer of Good News! What will Mrs. Phil have to say about his calculation?

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    mickchump  almost 14 years ago

    And while Phil told his Honey They were good with their money Sometimes it’s great to know Nothings left when you go

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    ranulf  almost 14 years ago

    @kreole: cats are weird. It’s probably playing Cat Chess with the other one. The rules are mutable so don’t ask. It’s probably winning, losing or sleeping.

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    x_Tech  almost 14 years ago

    Phil finds that his calculations go awry when the Mrs. asks about provisions for the cats.

    @kreole: Why, is there something different about that cat?

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    @JohnnyD: The children never send them photos–especially infuriating since Mr & Mrs sent them to college and now they don’t write and don’t call.

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    Allison Nunn Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    The cat is watching a blank TV I guess, but that said it is an excellent, thought provoking comic, as usual. Thanks Wiley!

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Wiley, you are the greatest.

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    ses1066  almost 14 years ago

    Phil, your Honey would much rather you doing something more practical, like doing the vacuuming like you are supposed to be doing already!

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    Potrzebie  almost 14 years ago

    WAIT!!!!! Perfesser PsShearer has yet to chime in to ejdukate us unlearned progressives as to why Wiley is biased against business!

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    Wiley creator almost 14 years ago

    No, Potrzebie. This displays my obvious bias against cats! Or dining rooms…

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    You can always afford to die. It may just become your survivors’ problem affording to bury or cremate you. Best bet: snitch on the mob. They’ll dispose of your body free of charge.

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    mirthiful  almost 14 years ago

    I’ve sensed your hatred for dining rooms for years now. :)

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, hopefully you already bought your funeral too since the inheritance taxes will eat up anything that might have been passed on down to your kids.

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    Justice22  almost 14 years ago

    ^ So you are in the 1/2 of one percent who will be hit by the inheritance tax? Otherwise it will be only local taxes and poor planning that taxes your estate.

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    GailRubin  almost 14 years ago

    There’s always the option of donating your body to science - that doesn’t cost anything, but you gotta make sure they’ll take you! Another great entry for the Death Cartoon Collection at The Family Plot Blog: http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

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    jump4joy  almost 14 years ago

    It’s all we can aspire to now…

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    Potrzebie: I literally laughed out loud!!

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    MysteryCat  almost 14 years ago

    Homage to George Booth? Need more cats.

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    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    Two cats, no worries about a funeral. Mrs Phil will just leave them in the house when she splits to Cancun with what Phil has saved.

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    Hoomi  almost 14 years ago

    I’m not going to die until I can afford to do so properly, which means, I’m probably going to live forever.

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    pbarnrob  almost 14 years ago

    @Perfesser: Being There wasn’t the first thing that came to mind, but a marvelous take nonetheless! The TV remote aimed at a mugging in progress was priceless…

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    treered  almost 14 years ago

    if they couldn’t afford to die, would they be prevented from it?

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    combick_reader  almost 14 years ago

    Amen to that. Actually I am surprised that no-one has put in any anti-religious jibes yet.

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    Varnes  almost 14 years ago

    Two guys were at the funeral of one of their close friends. The man had been very, very successful. Quite frankly, he was rich. They stood looking him in his coffin for a long time. It was made of the finest mahogany with intricate patterns of ebony and mother of pearl drifting through the finish. The opening was trimmed with precious gems of many colors. The inside was lined with mink fur. The one guy looked at the other and said, “Man, that’s livin’”

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    Varnes  almost 14 years ago

    My cat does not run from the vacuum cleaner. I can come up to her pretty close. But if looks could kill, my vacuum cleaner would burst into flames…(I love the word vacuum, because you get to use two “u” s right next to each other.) Phonetically, they both have slightly different sounds, and make for a word that has 2 and a 1/2 syllables.

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    Wiley, My “dining room” is my TV, office and workout room, while my “living room” is my library, art gallery and setup for trips or meetings. I live in the kitchen and dining room during the day, and only spend sleeping hours upstairs- other 2 rooms upstairs are “storage”.

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    vldazzle  almost 14 years ago

    Varnes, I recognise you from other sites. I will be participating in Sheriffs new site for Luann comments. and my own email is my name @cox.net although I’m considering a change to Direct TV -been with Cox many years.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    @kreole, the cat is having a “time out”.

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